Skunked!!!

Where's da Muff!

Guest Blogger....Mr. Stache!

OK Doug...

It goes like this.

Had a pretty good lineup with 11 players...Marc, Andy, Ti-Gar, Pierre on D   (since last time with 5 D we sucked, we tried to rotate somebody through the forwards)..Marc, Ken, George, PA, Gilles, Karl, Jeffrey    Well it didn't go so well.  We probably spent more time in their zone than ours, but we couldn't get any shots on net.  I am sure we only shot 4 or 5 times halfway through the game and we were down 3 nothing before we knew it.  My only salvation was when Marc Cormier commented on my - 3 status and then went -2 for the rest of the game and we finished with 5-0 loss.

The absolute highlight of the night and probably a candidate for the Highlight of the Year was when Ti-Gars was trying to hold the blueline and fell ars over tea kettle backwards with nobody within 20 feet of him.   Clearly he had 2 easy choices to make.  Flip the puck in the zone deep from his belly position or get up and flip the puck in the zone.  He chose a third option which few of us would have considered.  He chose to take control of the puck, wait for the offensive guy to get close to him and then try stick handling around the guy using all the speed he could muster from lying on his belly.  Net result 2 on 1 break scores for the green b@$tards... down 3 - 0...  

On another note I have been playing the Move song and have some excellent additions to the list:

• U2...                   One more in the name of Muff
• Supremes....       Stop in the name of Muff
• Clovers                Muff Potion # 9

My personal favorite......

• The Miracles            I am just a Muff Machine...... OOOOOOH YEAH!!

Only seems appropriate that I was home with the "Squirts" while you guys were Shittin' the Bed at the Rink...Zing Pow!