Yup lost AGAIN! Oh, I forgot something....Shit Slingin', Donkey Snot, Gooey Puss, FUCK!!!
All I know is that we had the lead at 2-1 then again later at 5-4 but ended up losing 7-5 with an empty netter. I still think we were trailing by two at the end, but whatever. The end result another Stinkin' loss! We only had 7 skaters and had to borrow one of their guys. He played D with Pierre and I. Let's just say it was probably his first game on the Blue Line!
I won't bore you with the details, I'll let you guys fill in the gaps in the comments, but I gave up the tying goal on what I thought was a delayed off-side. ShitNugget poked it off my stick....hence "Last Man Back", and walked in alone. Looks like not only is my eyesight going, but apparently my hearing too. I swear I heard the Refs holler "Off Side"!
The extra Bonus for yours truly is I got tangled up with Big Joe behind our net and he promptly fell on my NEW stick and snapped it in half......of course they scored on that play too as I was running around in our end without a stick! Ya, playing with no sitck in a no-contact league is like being a One Legged Man at an Ass Kicking Contest! So there goes my whole summer of saving my Canadian Tire money! I guess I'll just have to hide in the bushes outside Maritime Sports and knock over some spoiled brat Pee Wee, grab his new $80 graphite stick, kick his mother in the Kwamee, and make a run for it if I want a new stick!
SILLY ME! I forgot to mention that it was that CHICK in net! The Pussy with the Pads, the Twat in the Twine, Bitch with the Blocker.....wait....wait....I think I got one more....the Cunt in the Crease (oh, that was harsh)!
Normally the Blog has a purging effect for me, but this morning I feel no satisfaction. But to 'Satisfy' you, my teamates, with your request for more Eye Candy....I'll leave you with this and an updated 'Tasty Treat'
Holy shit boyz, this is looking bad. I never realized how valuable George for bringing beer to the games. The fact we don't have anything to look forward to for after the games other than Karl's "Is this mike on" Barter is reaking havoc on our game. Back to basics... Ti-gars
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