Our first Guest Blogger of the year! Let’s have a big Dressing Room Welcome for.....
Denis “I’d Tap dat Ass” Gagnon!
“It’s a big W for Saturday night’s game – ah, not quite, but close enough. It was a 5-5 tie against the white bastards. Chalk it up as a moral victory though. With only 7 guys (eight really, we picked up a defense from the other team), with our tongues hanging low, there was no reason for the zamboni to clear the ice. Some boyz complained of frost bite. I know what you’re thinking, how did we score 5 goals in a game. Man, it was a beautiful display of technical abilities. Karl “is this mike on” Barter scored a hat trick (that’s 3 goals in a game by the same player…. an explanation is required since we haven’t seen this in a long time), top shelf goals from both Kenny “don’t put me defense” Brooks and Ti-boy “backpass” Cormier. A solid performance by both the Defense and Richard “Draino”. The white team showed a poor display in sportsmanship… The referee called a high stick on Dildo (# 19 from the white team, the guy that fought with Ken) and they argued it wasn’t a penalty. The young ref didn’t know any better and the game resumed with out arse hole in the penalty box. But hold on, karma is great. About 30 seconds after that display, Karl put one in…SWEEEET. They also had 2 spares that were clearly younger than 30 yrs old, one in fact probably played in the Q. At one point, we were leading 5 – 2, but our wheels started to fall off around 20 minutes left in the game and, with about 1 minute left, they put on a power play to score the tying goal. The worst of it is # 19 scored a squeaker.
At issue is the fact that only 7 players showed up each of the last 2 games. Stop F*&&&*^% around and call Ti-gars when you can’t make it, and don’t call me 1 hour before the game.”
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