What !! No BEER GUY !!!

No Beer Guy...the Horror!

"What !  No Beer Guy!" It was at that moment that the horror of the situation crashed over Wally like a quick snap shot to the Nads!  
"How can a Team exist without a Beer Guy?"  Ah, yes, the soul crushing question the Lewisville Missing Links have grappled with for the past 3 seasons.  Yes, how do we soldier on without a Beer Guy?
Could it be the drive of competition...ah, no.
Could it be the bond with our team mates...ah, ya right.
Could it be the longing affection for the smell of sweaty jock straps, stinky hockey gear, and stale farts....ah, maybe?
So the search continues, but I digress, with much pain in his heart, Wally took to the ice.
We beat the Orange Bastards 5-3, but it really wasn't that close.  On the back end we had Matt, PA (I had 40 shots), Gauvin, and Marc.  Up front, yours truly, Gilles, Karl, Paul, Rene, Guy, and JP.  They got on the board first to make it 1-0.  We tied it up and stretched the lead to 3-1 at one point.  We totally dominated the play and time of possession.  But tell me if you've heard this before...."We couldn't score!"  Credit where credit is due, the goalie at the other end had a strong game.  Wally, for the most part, was left to himself, with his deep thoughts and cold feet at the other end.  Another treat was we were witness to one of the largest Beer Guts I believe in League History. The tension was real, and the thought that if he exerted himself too much, he might POP and there would be Orange Goo all over the place. Inexplicably, they somehow managed to make it 4-3 late, but we pressed and got a late one to seal the deal.
So take that, ya Orange Bastards, 5-3 for the Good Guys!