Short Handed...BASTARDS!

Special Guest Blogger....Alain, gives us the rundown

The White Bastards came on with a strong start with an early breakaway goal. Then, in a beautiful example of self-harm, Big Al tries to intercept a pass and deflects it in his own net. (I swear I wasn't

drunk.) The 9 Yellows put up some good work and made it 2-2. We tied the game two more times (3-3, 4-4) but they got a shorthanded breakaway goal to make it 5-4. The Mighty Yellows pulled the goalie and T-Boy finished with a beautiful slapshot that could have been a goal - and a penalty shot if there were any time left on the clock.

We've seen worse (a lot worse). 5-4 final score.