Well there we were facing the Black / Orange whatever Bastards who obliterated us 13-3 in our last meeting. Not tonight ya dirty little Whores! We spanked 'em 6-0 and sent them home with our frozen skate planted firmly up their Ass!
We had 2 lines and 3 D. Marc, Pierre, & Ti-Gas patrolling the Blue line with myself, PA, Hob, Ti-Boy, Claude and "New Guy" Gilles up front. Yours truly got us on the board first as I broke out of our end their D-man pulled a classic pirouette at the Red line and crumpled to the Ice while muttering a few expletives. Free pass McCluskey to choke....with the other D-Man coming across I cut in front of the Goal and parked it high on the glove side...1-0.
Hob got one, Ti-Boy got one, and PA, who was part of that shameful stomping the other night, lead the charge with a Hat Trick. Saving the best for last. We broke out of our end and got it to the neutral zone, Gilles had it along the Left Wing, I hollered "Boards". Gilles chipped it up perfectly, I picked it up with some speed and carried it in on a two on one with PA over on the right. The D-Man collapsed to my side and with a back checker coming up the middle, I zipped it over to PA breaking in. PA one timed it and banged it home, then lost his footing and went crashing into the "Chick" Goalie. (Insert Five Hole Joke here). He said it was the most female action he's seen in months!
Of course last but not least, Allain got his first shutout of the year. Allain was solid all night, controlling the rebounds and not giving up a thing. We had a few terrible give aways up the middle as we started to get tired, but Al was there to clean up the mess. Not counting that silly penalty shot at the end of the last game, that's 2 scoreless games Allain has put up. Way to go Rookie! On the way out last night Allain made a request for a 'Blonde' in the Tasty Treat section. For back to back wins and a shutout....I'll give ya two!
There ya have it....Pride Restored!
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