Dude! WTF was that S**T!

Before we begin the report on last night's game, let me bring you up to speed.  Last Saturday we lost 3-2 to the Green Bastards on the Olympic Ice.  Needless to say the 8 skaters who showed up gave the rest of us the 'Ole Stink Eye for having not been there!  
Seems the Green Bastards got a couple of penalties called in the last 3 min but wouldn't confirm with the Ref that it was a Penalty shot......Pricks!


Now on to last nights utter Debacle:


Things started off little rough and we fell behind 3-1.  But we scrapped our way back to tie it 3-3 at the half.  We changed ends, even as Wally was putting up a stink.  It all went to Shit after that!

They jumped out to a 5-3 lead but at that point we were still in it with about 17 mins to go....then the wheels fell off and we collective Shat the Bed!  We stopped shooting, weren't driving the net and were continuously beaten to every loose puck. 
Add to that some sloppy play in our own end and some brutal line changes and they scored on a knuckle baller and.... Stick a fork in us we're done!  They scored two more, one off of Pierre's knee pad and the last was a centering shot that hit off their player and in.  


There ya have it....Final 8-3 and an 0-3 start to the year.  Our goalie is already thinking of bailing.....(did we get his commitment in writing?)