League Season ends with a whimper....

Lost to the Black Bastards 5-4.  We were trailing most of the night but managed to tie it up at 4 with about 8 minutes left.  Then we had a terrible line change and they scored on a rebound off the rush.  "Big" Joe got called for something and we had a power play for the last 3 minutes of the game.  Managed to get a face off in their end, we pulled Warren, but nuttin'.....came up limp with the Chick in the net.


So ends the season for the League.  A losing season at 15-19-1.


It's off to the Dynomites Tournament to end the year.


On a personal note.  Billy creamed me with a high shot from the point, right in the ribs, as I was trying to screen.
I finished the game but after my shower I started to tighten up and this morning I struggled to get out of bed and tie my shoes....FUCK!  I coughed to clear my throat at one point this morning.....not a good idea!


I doubt I'll play tonight or Friday.  Maybe I'll go Saturday.  So that may be the end of my season.  Maybe I'll just go to the games, steal everybody's 2 for 1 Beer tickets, get Gooned behind the bench and holler obscenities at the Refs and anyone else in earshot!

....A WIN!

Finally got ourselves a win.  Beat the White Bastards.  We jumped out to a lead and were pretty much taking the play to 'em.  It was 4 or 5-0 at one point.  Then all of a sudden we fell asleep in the second and before we knew it, it was 5-3.  We woke up and popped a few more and to put an end to it with a convincing win 7-2.


Chew on that all summer ya White Bastards!

Ya, whatever….

Out skated, outmatched, out everyting….

Those pricks “Brian Richard” team put one on us.  7-1 or something.  Whatever….

They won’t get our vote if they want to join our league…

Sonofabitch !

Well let’s see…where to start?  Oh I know, I’ll just copy the post from the last time we played the Green Bastards!  Stoned again!

Rob absolutely robbed us.  We jumped out to a 2-0 lead but they got a quick one to make it 2-1.  Then we settled in.  For the next 20 minutes we peppered Rob but couldn’t finish.  We should have put this Fucker to bed……but noooooo……

Let’s let them hang around!  The game ended in a flurry.  We got a power play which they promptly scored a short handed goal to tie it up at 2-2.  Then they got another to make it 3-2.  Pierre made a great play to jump on a loose puck in the neutral zone, carried it across the blue line, cut to his forehand and let a great wrist shot go and caught Rob going the other way….3-3. 

But as this game will do to you, from hero to goat in less than 2 minutes.  Pierre got caught pinching at the blue line and they cam down 3 on 1.  Bam!….we’re down after just tying it 4-3.

We scramble in the last minutes.  I managed to forecheck and get the puck in their end, with a little scramble I backhanded it to Pat in front of the net, he made a move and slid it under a stretched out Rob.  It slowly slid through the crease and was heading in when one of their D swiped it out.  We jumped and said it was IN!  The ref was waving it off….the play continued.

Warren was out and as we regrouped in our own end with about 40 seconds to go for one more rush, Kevin grabbed it at the side of the net and whipped around to throw it up the middle…..but NOOOOOO!!

Hob was cutting across and it hit of his leg and into our own empty net……PERFECT!  5-4.

Green Bastards…my new favorite HATE!

Country that Pees together...Wins GOLD

Ya gotta see this chart!

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Family Jewels!

A  little known fact....
The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874  and the first helmet was used  in  1974.
That means it took men 100 years to realize that their brain is important too.

4 on 4

Another loss….sort of.  We played the Black / Orange Bastards last night. They had 8 skaters we had 7.  So 4 on 4!

Just as we’re about to start, that ‘Jerkoff” of a referee declares that the Black Bastards Goalie mask is illegal.  So one of the Black Bastards tells the Refs to “Get lost!”  So off the Zebras go….later Arse Pipes!

We played 4 on 4 with no Refs.  It was a good skate and it was fun, something a little different.  Basically a pick up game.  Don’t think the Goalies were having much fun.  We lost by one.  6-5 or 5-4…or something like that. 

Once again even with this format we out chanced ‘em.  Claude missed two breakaways in the same shift.  Karl missed a breakaway, and yours truly had 4 or 5 great chances, I got one.  P.A. had the hot hand with 3 or 4 goals.  We definitely outshot them.

Basically a non-game, but nobody was bitchin’ bout ice time!

Oglympics

Oglympics

For those of us suffering from Olympics withdraw.....Now this is my kind of coverage!

Rob is "King Bastard"! & We're a bunch of Monkeys!

Well that just rots!  Wally stepped in net for us after playing the first game.  We couldn't come up with a Goalie. His comments after the game went something like "I was getting bored and cold".....ya, OK.  So you got about 10 shots and 5 went in.  It was still better than playing with the net turned around, he certainly didn't owe us anything.


Rob of the Green Bastards single handedly beat us.  We must have thrown 35 to 40 shots on the Bastard.  Mind you, a lot of them we hit 'em right in the gut, but none the less we couldn't put one past him.


So there ya have it.  A story often told here on the Lewisville Hockey Club Blog.  WE CAN'T SCORE!